F*** That Clown :)
Take a moment and picture this: A party in full swing. The snacks are great, the drinks are better, andmoods are high. Everything is going exactly as it should and there’s only one thing left to make this all absolutely perfect. Entertainment.
You’ve let your buddies hire a guy, and you’re already a little stressed because he’s late. You get a next confirming the address as your stress levels begin to peak, the guys here – just outside. You open the door and there he is: The saddest excuse for a clown you’ve ever seen in your life.
You could dismiss the guy, but you’ve already paid. By the time he’s in the door and he’s made his first lopsided balloon animal the damage has already been done. All thanks to some lame clown, your party has gridded to a screeching halt. What could you possibly done differently to save yourself from this disaster (other then getting buddies with better taste)? Hired a Hypnotist.
I know what your thinking, "But that's just as lame," well I assure you it's far from! Just think of how shocked an amazed your party guest will be when their seeing such acts as: putting guest to sleep, making them think their animals, and much more. When it comes to Hypnotist vs Clown, i would always put my money on the Hypnotist.
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