Life of a Hypnotist

Hypnosis is real and by harnessing its power, you could literally have the world at your fingertips. You would have the potential to be in complete control, and you would be a badass while doing it. Hypnotists have come a long way from snapping their fingers and turning people into chickens. Why make chickens when you can make some serious change? Heck, you could turn people into roosters.

And better yet, you don’t have to snap your fingers. Let those jerks stay roosters, you know? But in all seriousness, hypnotizing a select few is all that you would need to make your life perfect. How about that barista that you’ve had a crush on for years? You could just use your hypnotist tricks to get her to fall at your feet. Easy stuff. How about that teacher who won’t give you that A you know you deserve? Use some of your other hypnotist tricks to get that A. Oh, and you might as well turn your teacher into a rooster while you’re at it.



The life of a fun hypnotist would literally require no effort on the end of the hypnotist. By mastering the art of hypnotism, you could have the world accomplishing all of your tasks. A master hypnotist would have his or her priorities straight. The first priority would be to hypnotise those around you who could make your life seriously entertaining. The next priority would be to hypnotise those people who could do favors that you could have only wished for in your wildest dreams. Hypnosis is the epitome of manipulation. By manipulating those around you, you would be the life of every party and the most popular at every event. A fun hypnotist would have the ability to experience life like nobody else could. They could have a life where they were in control and the sky was the limit. This would be the life of a fun hypnotist. Unfortunately, most hypnotists are therapists and entertainers, so there goes all of the excitement right out the window.